With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
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Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
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I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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