Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
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I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
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Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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