Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
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We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
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That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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