Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
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is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
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I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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