you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
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If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
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His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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