dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
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I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
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exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
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