I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
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You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
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I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
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