Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
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