If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
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do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
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You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
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