you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
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At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
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Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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