You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
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I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
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Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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