you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
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captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
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Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
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