well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
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Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
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At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
Randomize