i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
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This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
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I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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