i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
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christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
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Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
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