dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
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I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
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Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
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