Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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