So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
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You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
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Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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