Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
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Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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