I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
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If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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