Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
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I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
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Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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