that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
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sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
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come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
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