I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
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The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
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She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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