Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
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Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
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After tacos, we're chasing women.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
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