i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
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i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
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I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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