i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
nutella sex= disaster
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
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At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
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I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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