She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
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Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
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He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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