I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
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She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
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Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
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