but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
so I was like, you know platform 9 3/4? I know something else with those measurements. best. pick up line. ever.
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He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
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So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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