Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
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I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
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I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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