He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
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No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
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Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
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