Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
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I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
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I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
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