Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
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he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
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I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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