Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
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it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
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I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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