Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
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Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
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I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
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