We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
We got so high we made milksteak
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
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she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
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Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
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