Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
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