There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
home. puking in laundry basket.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
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So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
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Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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