Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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