Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
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it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
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Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
I FOUND THE LEGS
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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