Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
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Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
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I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Damn victory sex feels great
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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