I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
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and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
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She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
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