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My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
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I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
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it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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