You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
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I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
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I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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