thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
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he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
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Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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