got weed?
I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
sorry mom...
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
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why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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