You're my little dorito
It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
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Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
is this the sara with the beer cane?
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
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Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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