she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
she pinky promised me she was 18
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I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
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I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
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