oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
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I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
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Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
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