I cockslap morals
guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
now i know why i became what i already was.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
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i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
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Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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